Mr Gooze - New Poem Of The Week

Mr Gooze. One of my earliest poems and still one of my favourites. Have you ever had a head teacher quite like Mr Gooze?

Back To School - New Poem Of The Week

Read the new poem, Back To School by clicking the link. Will Sue dare go back?

The Lips Of Bill Cavity - New Poem Of The Week

The Lips Of Bill Cavity. It's surreal and silly. Click the link to find out how his lips got so big in the first place!

Timothy Grimothy - Poem of the Week

Timothy Grimothy - one of my real favourites. Dirty, dirty boy!

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